Santorini: Notes From a Man Who Definitely Didn’t Sign Up For This Much Drama
Santorini welcomed me with the kind of blue sky that looks like it’s been filtered by someone who really wants to impress their Instagram followers. The Mediterranean shimmered, sailboats drifted past like they were auditioning for a postcard, and the jet skis… well, the jet skis were full of men who clearly believe they’re one dramatic soundtrack away from being James Bond. Some of them even managed to stay upright. I’m staying in Perissa, down on the south coast, where the beachfront walkway is essentially a cheerful gauntlet of restaurants. Every ten steps someone waves a menu at you with the enthusiasm of a long‑lost relative, while the place next door watches you like you’ve betrayed them by even glancing elsewhere. It’s all very friendly, very persuasive, and very effective — I’ve eaten more than I intended and it’s only day one. The visitors are entertainment in their own right. There’s a particular expression people get when they’re about to rent a quad bike for the first...